The Merchant Who Owns Marvel's Heroes!Trade across dimensions,own Marvel!
Автор: Marvel Mythos
Загружено: 2025-07-29
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💰 [While Heroes Save the World—He’s Making BANK!]
✨ When superheroes fight Thanos—he’s trading with aliens! 👽
⚡ When the Avengers hold meetings—he’s counting stacks! 💵
🌍 “Saving the world? Just a side hustle.” His main gig? “Turning the Marvel Universe into an ATM!” 🏧
🛒 [Starting With Just a ‘Dimensional Trading Platform’? STILL Got Rich!]
🔮 No superpowers? No problem! “Swap Earth’s junk for alien tech!”
🤖 Iron Man’s armor materials? “Sourced from Universe TX-735’s ore kingpin!”
🛡️ Captain America’s shield upgrade? “Trade Wakandan vibranium for cosmic energy cores!”
—Now that’s how you find “Infinite Profit Opportunities!” 💰
👔 [S.H.I.E.L.D. = His Personal Talent Agency!]
🕵️♂️ Need a bodyguard? “Black Widow’s available for freelance!”
💻 Short on techies? “Poach Phil Coulson on his lunch break!”
🧪 Want a scientist? “Hire that underappreciated Bruce Banner!”
“Why let S.H.I.E.L.D. waste talent… when they can work for ME?” 😎
📊 [Ultimate Merchant Rules:]
✅ “Always make Tony Stark pay!” (Duh, he’s loaded!)
✅ “Dealing with Loki? RECORD EVERYTHING.” (Or get scammed!)
✅ “See Thanos? Negotiate FIRST… then raise prices post-battle!” (War profiteering 101!)
🚨 WARNING:
“After this, you’ll wonder—why didn’t heroes just go into BUSINESS??” 🤯
💬 Fans are LOSING IT: “This is a capitalist’s Marvel hack!” “TEACH US, SENSEI!”
👉 CLICK NOW to see how ONE PLATFORM drained Marvel’s universe dry—profitably!
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