Dad Phobia - The Chapless Music
Автор: The Chapless Music
Загружено: 2025-12-11
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Dad Phobia by The Chapless Music:
[Verse]
I see his shadow
It's ten feet tall
His voice booms like a wrecking ball
He smells like coffee and garage walls
Why’s he always wearing socks with sandals
[Chorus]
Dad phobia
Can't take the aura
He’s got dad jokes
And I can't ignore 'em
Dad phobia
My paranoia
Barbecue tongs like a badge of honor
[Verse 2]
He hums off-key to the same old tune
Talks about weather and fixing the roof
Says "back in my day" and calls me a goof
His dance moves should be locked in a zoo
[Prechorus]
Is it the cargo shorts
Or the lawn-mowing sport
Is it his love for DIY
I can't tell you why
[Chorus]
Dad phobia
Can't take the aura
He’s got dad jokes
And I can't ignore 'em
Dad phobia
My paranoia
Barbecue tongs like a badge of honor
[Bridge]
Why does he clap when the plane has landed
Why does he laugh when the joke’s abandoned
Why does he wave at strangers passing
Oh dad
You're everlasting
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