Grandma's Wi-Fi Password \\ Official Video

She just doesn't know it, does she?

Lyrics:
I showed up for the weekend
Just a quick surprise
She said “make yourself at home”
Then stared me in the eyes
I pulled out my phone
Craving Netflix and some memes
But the signal said “You shall not pass”
Like some wireless dream

I asked so gently, so sincere
"Hey Grandma, what’s the password here?"
She looked confused, then laughed a bit
Said, “Oh honey, I always forget…”

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Capital P, then 9-9-4
Something-something-BingoQueen?
Was it “catlover84” or “MrBean”?
I’ve been typing codes since half-past two
Grandma, I just wanted YouTube!
This connection is tearing us apart…
Your Wi-Fi holds the key… to my heart

She pulled a folder from the drawer
Labeled "Passwords 'n' Pie"
Flipped through coupons from the '80s
And a photo of some guy
She found a napkin with a scribble
Could this be the holy grail?
But it turned out to be the pin
To her garage door rail

She whispered, “Try this one, I think it’s new…”
Then listed forty-two

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Capital P, then 9-9-4
Something-something-BingoQueen?
Now she’s humming “Dancing Queen”
I’m locked out like a digital fool
Grandma, are you trolling me too?
All I wanted was TikTok to start…
But you firewall’d your way into my heart

Her cat stepped on the router
The lights began to blink
She said, “Oh wait! I remember now!”
…Then went to pour a drink
My phone gave up, my soul gave in
My sanity ran dry
Then she whispered…
"It’s written on the fridge, behind the pie."

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Capital P, then 9-9-4
Yes! The angels sang, my phone did ping
I heard that sweet Wi-Fi connect ding!
Grandma hugged me, said “You did your best”
I wept as YouTube loaded the rest
No signal has ever played this hard…
Your Wi-Fi holds the key… to my heart

#funk #rock