WARNING! Towing A BMW E60 M5 Stuck In Gear

Need to tow your BMW E60 M5? How to avoid damaging your S85 V10 engine.

For clarification- engine damage can occur if the vehicle is towed in the opposite direction of what gear it’s stuck in (e.g. don’t tow backwards in 1st gear, or forwards in reverse gear)
Moral of the story, don’t leave it parked in gear!