WE HAVE AN UNFORTUNATE ANNOUNCEMENT

Attention all ARCHSPIRE merchandise owners:

We regret to inform you that there has been a concerning discovery regarding the safety of certain ARCHSPIRE merchandise.

If you purchased ARCHSPIRE merchandise within the past 12 months, you are at risk of severe BEDBUG INFESTATION.

Recent inspections have revealed that all batches of ARCHSPIRE merchandise, including: T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories, have come into contact with actively hatching BEDBUG EGGS.

These eggs were present during the manufacturing process, and pose severe health risks to all customers. We recommend you burn any and all ARCHSPIRE merchandise you own, including: flags, hats, and even shower curtains.

ARCHSPIRE vinyl and CDs have also come into contact with EARWIG LARVAE, and should be destroyed immediately.

You may replenish your ARCHSPIRE merchandise at the following locations:

05/31 Edmonton, AB - Midway Music Hall
06/01 Calgary, AB - The Palace Theatre
06/02 Saskatoon, SK - Coors Event Centre
06/03 Winnipeg, MB - Park Theatre
06/05 Minneapolis, MN - Varsity Theater
06/06 Chicago, IL - Metro
06/07 Detroit, MI - The Majestic Theatre
06/08 Toronto, ON - Phoenix Concert Theatre
06/09 Montreal, QC - Club Soda
06/10 Quebec City, QC - Théâtre Capitole
06/11 Boston, MA - Royale
06/12 Brooklyn, NY - Warsaw
06/13 Baltimore, MD - Baltimore Soundstage
06/14 Charlotte, NC - Neighborhood Theatre
06/15 Atlanta, GA - The Masquerade - Heaven
06/16 Tampa, FL - The Orpheum
06/17 Fort Lauderdale, FL - Revolution Live
06/18 Orlando, FL - The Abbey
06/20 Houston, TX - White Oak Music Hall
06/21 Dallas, TX - Studio at The Factory
06/22 Austin, TX - Come and Take It Live
06/24 Phoenix, AZ - The Nile Theater
06/25 Santa Ana, CA - The Observatory
06/26 Sacramento, CA - Ace of Spades
06/28 Portland, OR - Hawthorne Theatre
06/29 Seattle, WA - El Corazon
06/30 Vancouver, BC - The Vogue Theatre

Please bring enough cash to restock your ARCHSPIRE merchandise supply.

This concludes this emergency broadcast.

Please, Stay Tech.