Cousin Tried to Make Eggnog… and Created a Science Experiment 🥚🧪 | Funny Christmas Song

Ever had a holiday cooking disaster? Cousin tried to make eggnog… and it turned into a full-on science experiment! 😂

“Cousin Tried to Make Eggnog… and Created a Science Experiment” is a hilarious, family-friendly Christmas song about bubbling, smoking, slightly dangerous eggnog chaos. Perfect for anyone who’s ever had a funny kitchen mishap during the holidays.

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🎵 LYRICS
(Verse 1)
Cousin said, “I got this, trust me, it’s easy-peasy!”
Cracked the eggs, poured the milk — everything looked cheesy.
Whisked and stirred, added spice with flair,
Then it started bubbling, smoke rising in the air! 🥚🧪

(Verse 2)
Dad ran in, shouting, “Turn it off!”
Mom grabbed the fire extinguisher — but laughed at the froth.
Kids backed away, dog barking like mad,
This eggnog experiment’s the craziest we ever had. 😂

(Chorus)
🎶 Cousin tried to make eggnog — it’s a science lab!
Bubbling, smoking, Christmas gone a little drab!
We’re running, slipping, dodging the mess,
Family Christmas chaos — what a hilarious stress! 🎶

🎶 Oh, it’s steaming, frothing, smells kinda weird,
Grandma’s shaking her head, “Best gift ever? I feared!”
Yet we keep laughing, can’t believe our eyes,
This eggnog disaster wins the holiday prize! 🎶

(Verse 3)
Flames went higher, marshmallows flying,
Cousin panicked, almost started crying.
Uncle said, “Next year, just buy the store mix!”
But we all agreed — this chaos is part of the fix. 😅

(Verse 4)
Finally it calmed, we poured a little taste,
It was slightly burnt… but nobody made haste.
We clinked our mugs, laughter filling the room,
Cousin’s eggnog disaster — the highlight of the gloom! 🎄

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