My invention to solve traffic

after watching CGP grey's video, it all seems to make sense, although I think it needs a bit more insanity, so my simple solution to traffic involves the new Finger of Utilitarian Car Kommunications, which is a simple invention of mine. It effectively communicates with tailgaters, and other road users exactly what you want them to do...


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Link to code, fritzing diagram, support STL:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folder...

Transcript:
have you ever been driving along at a brisk 12.7 kilometers per hour when some [ __ ] tailgates you honking incessantly do you just wish there was a more effective way to have a nice bout of road rage with your fellow drivers well have i got the invention for you

the finger of utilitarian car communication solves this problem easily just place the patent pending traffic finger lifting apparatus on your passenger seat and open the sunroof next place the appendage supervision system in the boot or on the back seat and place the heuristic observation listener outside the vehicle in short connect the appended supervision system to the heuristic observation listener e now whenever someone so rudely demands that you drive at their favorite speed they get a nice little message from your sunroof but how does it work ask no one at all well i'd be glad to show you around you might notice the device my passenger seat as the linear actuator from the elevator video and that hoists this beautiful sign up and out of the vehicle to control it there's an arduino and some relays in the appended supervision system basically they just take 12 volt power either from the car's accessibility jack or this battery and kind of finagle it around accordingly to make the actuator do stuff oh and it's all controlled by that ultrasonic sensor hanging off the back of the car but that's enough technical mambo jumbo shall we actually test drive this thing literally

so it's been raining for the last three days without showing any signs of stopping and unfortunately i need the sunroof down to give this thing a proper test on the road so i'm just gonna have to improvise however i don't want to give anyone the wrong impression so i'm just gonna make it very clear now what you're about to see is special effects the device itself is actually working but it's not in a real car i know it will look very realistic and it'll be extremely deceiving but i need you to keep that in mind

alright so that's it for the finger of utilitarian car communications i will be giving it a proper test next week with actual cars on an actual road to show that the thing i built actually works um if you feel like you need one which judging by the poll that i put out last week you all do then i will link the code and other stuff in the description so that you can build one yourself uh for now though see you later and subscribe if you want to don't if you don't want to i don't know whatever bye now