Black Friday Massacre (The Deals Are Mine!) | Official Metal Satire

🎵 BLACK FRIDAY MASSACRE (The Deals Are Mine!) – Official Track

A wild, over-the-top metal satire about one determined shopper’s apocalyptic quest for a 95-inch flat screen on Black Friday. Armed with coupons, chaos, and questionable morals, our hero charges into retail carnage like a battle-blessed warrior. Heavy riffs, theatrical vocals, and full-scale absurdity collide in this gloriously ridiculous metal anthem.

🕯️ “Black Friday! I claim my throne —
The deals are mine… the deals are MINE!”

Style: Groove-industrial metal with comedic flair
Tone: Epic, chaotic, satirical, cinematic
Influences: (non-specific) heavy groove riffs, theatrical metal vocals, industrial energy

💬 About the Song:
This track is pure SinKane satire: a metal opera about consumer madness, bargain-driven glory, and the unhinged spirit of Black Friday. It exaggerates the frenzy we’ve all seen — or survived — turning a retail sale into a mythic battlefield. It’s ridiculous, loud, and just self-aware enough to sting. And yes… that 95-inch screen was cheaper on Cyber Monday.

⚡ Credits:
Lyrics: SinKane
Music Generation: Suno AI
Arrangement, Mix & Master: SinKane

📀 © 2025 SinKane. All rights reserved.
Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or use of this recording or lyrics is prohibited.
Music generated in collaboration with Suno AI — used under the platform’s content creation terms.

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