The Andy Griffith Show (S2 E25) - How to Catch A Jewel Thieve Like Barney Fife - Barney in Big City

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IT'S LOCKED.

WELL, I'VE HEARD

THAT A NAIL FILE
CAN OPEN A LOCK.

YOU KNOW
HOW THAT WORKS?

WELL...YOU JUST...
SLIDE IT IN THERE

AND SNAP IT, I GUESS.

YOU'RE RIGHT!

YOU SURE KNOW
ALL THEIR GIMMICKS.

WELL, HALF
THE TRICK OF WINNING

IS UNDERSTANDING
THE ENEMY.

I'LL LOOK IN THE BEDROOM.

YOU CHECK AROUND IN HERE.

WHERE DO YOU THINK
I OUGHT TO START?

SOMETIMES
THEY HIDE A WALL SAFE

BEHIND A PICTURE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

YEAH.
YEAH.

YOU COME ON UP
TO MAYBERRY

AND WE'LL
SHOOT SOME QUAIL.

IT SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

LET ME HAVE THE KEY
TO 920, PLEASE.

SHERIFF, I'D LIKE
TO CALL THE MISSUS

AND TELL HER
I'LL BE A LITTLE LATE.

YEAH, GO AHEAD.

HEY, SERGEANT.

WHO IS THAT FELLA
RIGHT OVER THERE

JUST GETTING ON THE ELEVATOR?

OH, HIM?

OH, THAT'S
THE HOUSE DETECTIVE.

THAT'S THE WHAT?

HOUSE DETECTIVE.

HE'S BEEN HERE
FOR YEARS.

I'LL BE
JUST A MINUTE.

WELL, NOTHING'S MISSING --
IT WAS A FALSE ALARM.

WE'D BETTER GET OUT.

WAIT. WHAT'S THAT?

WHAT'S WHAT?

THAT BOX
ON THE DRESSER.

IT'S JUST A BOX.

LOOKS LIKE
A JEWEL BOX.

THAT'S THE TROUBLE
WITH YOU AMATEURS.

YOU WOULDN'T SEE THAT.

TAKES A PRO TO SPOT IT.

IT'S EMPTY! THEY'RE GONE!

THE NECKLACE IS STOLEN!

COME ON! LET'S GET HIM!

( whispering ):
LOOK.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

IT'S HIM!

HE'S RETURNED
TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.

( pounding on door )

GREAT WORK.

NOW, IF I CAN

ONLY GET MY
PHOTOGRAPHERS HERE --

TAKE YOUR PICTURE
MAKING THE ARREST.

OPEN UP!

MY PLACE IS RIGHT
UP THE STREET.

IT'LL ONLY TAKE
ABOUT 20 MINUTES.

WHY DON'T WE PHONE THEM?

NO, NO.
THE HOTEL SWITCHBOARD--

THEY'D TIP OFF
THE HOUSE DETECTIVE.

HE'D COME UP AND
TAKE ALL THE CREDIT.

GIVE ME
ABOUT 20 MINUTES.

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHY DON'T
I GO WITH YOU?

I COULD USE THE PAY PHONE
TO CALL THE POLICE.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

HEY! LET ME
OUT OF HERE!

ANDY, AM I EVER
GLAD TO SEE YOU.

DO I HAVE NEWS!

THIS IS
C.J. HOFFMAN.

I HAVE TO BE GOING.

THAT FELLA I
SPOTTED IS A CROOK.

HE TOOK
THE EMERALDS.

C.J. AND I
FOUND THEM GONE.

THE FELLA YOU WERE FOLLOWING --
HE TOOK 'EM?

WE LOCKED HIM
IN THE CLOSET.

C.J.'S GOT TO GET
HIS PHOTOGRAPHERS
TO TAKE MY PICTURE.

YES. SO IF
YOU'LL EXCUSE ME...

AND C.J.
HELPED YOU, HUH?

YEAH.

C.J., YOU DON'T HAVE
TO GET A PHOTOGRAPHER.

THEY GOT A NICE
LIKENESS OF YOU

DOWN AT POLICE
HEADQUARTERS.

LOOKIT THERE,
SERGEANT.

GREAT WORK, BARNEY.
YOU GOT HIM.

OH, SERGEANT NELSON

OF THE CITY POLICE --
MY DEPUTY, BARNEY FIFE.

CONGRATULATIONS, DEPUTY.

OH, UH...UH...UH...

I'LL TAKE HIM
OFF YOUR HANDS.

WELL, BARN,
YOU GOT YOUR FELONY

AND YOU GOT
YOUR ARREST.

YEAH.

YEAH, I WAS JUST...

JUST PLAYING ALONG.

I KNEW ALL THE TIME
THAT, UH...

THERE'S NO USE
PRETENDING, ANDY.

I HAD IT ALL WRONG.

HEY...WHO...?

WHO WHAT, BARN?

WHO'S THE GUY IN THE CLOSET?

OH. WELL, UH...

THIS WON'T
BE EASY, BARNEY

BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND OUT
SOONER OR LATER...

[ NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE ]

[ CHUCKLING ]

OH, YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
COMMISSIONER.

YEAH, IT'S QUITE A STORY.

WELL, NOW, I WOULDN'T WANT IT TO
INFLUENCE THE BUDGET COMMITTEE,

NOT ONE LITTLE BITTY BIT.

YOU UNDERSTAND.

RIGHT.

RIGHT.
'BYE.

WELL...

THIS AIN'T
GONNA HURT US MUCH.

I FIGURED AS MUCH.

[ CHUCKLING ]

MM-HMM, LOOK AT THAT!

BARNEY FIFE,
INTREPID, HUH?

FEARLESS.

GOT ME KIND OF GOOD,
DIDN'T THEY?

FEARLESS.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

OH, GRAB THAT,
WILL YOU, ANDY?

IT'S PROBABLY
SOME THRILL SEEKERS.

OH, YEAH.

WELL, MR. BARDOLI.

HI, YOUR DEPUTY
ANYWHERE AROUND?

YEAH, BARNEY'S HERE.

I'VE BEEN CHASING HIM
ALL MORNING.

I WANTED A MINUTE WITH HIM
BEFORE HE LEFT TOWN.

WELL, COME ON IN,
COME ON IN.

THANKS.

HEY, BARN?

UH, EXCUSE ME
JUST A MINUTE.

UH...COULD, UH,
COULD I HELP?

WELL, I JUST WANTED TO TELL HIM
THERE WERE NO HARD FEELINGS.

GETTING HASLER BEHIND BARS
IS ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME,

NO MATTER HOW IT HAPPENS.

OH, WELL,
THAT CERTAINLY IS --

[ DOOR OPENS ]

THERE'S NOTHIN' IN THERE.

WELL, HELLO THERE,
BARDOLI.

BEEN LOOKIN' FOR YOU.

I WAS JUST HOPIN'
WE COULD GET TOGETHER

ON ANOTHER CAPER SOMETIME.

MEANTIME, IF YOU'RE
EVER UP MY WAY,

BE SURE AND LOOK ME UP.

NAME'S IN THE BOOK.

UNDER "FEARLESS."

WELL, I'LL BE
RUNNING ALONG.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, BE SURE

AND DO STOP BY
AND SEE US SOMETIME.