Judge Fleischer Roasts Repeat Offender – Fool Me Thrice, Shame on Me

Judge Fleischer Roasts Repeat Offender – Fool Me Thrice, Shame on Me

A repeat offender stands before Judge David Fleischer asking for yet another chance. After multiple missed court dates, broken promises, and repeated bond violations, the judge makes it clear: the excuses are over.

In this courtroom moment, Judge Fleischer confronts a defendant who has been given opportunity after opportunity—and explains, in plain terms, why the court can no longer believe the promises being made. What begins as a plea for mercy turns into a blunt lesson about accountability, consequences, and why “one more chance” eventually runs out.

This hearing is part of a busy docket featuring real defendants facing bond decisions, probation conditions, and public-safety concerns. Judge Fleischer delivers a powerful message not just to one defendant—but to anyone who believes the system will keep resetting without consequences.

⚖️ In this video, you’ll see:

00:00 - Good morning in jail – defendant begs for another bond
00:38 - "Fool me three times" – Judge calls out repeated failures
01:19 - "I have a kid, I have a job" – Emotional plea to get out
02:05 - Judge offers treatment instead of jail time
03:19 - Defendant insists on taking the conviction anyway
04:31 - Judge: "Deferred adjudication stays off your record" – Defendant refuses
05:54 - Final guilty plea – 9 days jail, now 2nd offense → state jail felony
07:41 - Judge warns young defendants about bullets coming down
08:58 - "What goes up must come down" – ceiling shots lecture
11:17 - Three teenagers (17, 17, 32) arrested for shooting guns in the air
13:15 - "No more weed – you're getting tested in 45 days"
15:55 - Heated probable cause debate – lane change + third brake light video
19:38 - Judge watches body cam in real time – "Show me the unsignaled lane change"
24:03 - Passenger in stolen car charged with criminal trespass – judge drops it
27:55 - "Be careful who you hang with – you get fleas" + immigration warning
30:35 - H-E-B employee caught stealing Red Bull & groceries – future nurse?
33:58 - Sleeping in running car with open beer – first DWI
36:41 - Wheelchair robbery suspect caught with unholstered Glock
39:33 - DWI 2nd offense – interlock required
42:10 - Passed out in drive with foot on gas – high BAC DWI
44:45 - Another DWI crash into ditch – 1 to 10 beers
46:41 - 23-year-old with 1 oz weed – judge pushes underwater welding career
49:24 - Driving on suspended license – repeated no-drive warnings
51:15 - "Without insurance you're screwed if you crash" – $50k damage example
53:38 - Walmart self-checkout theft – banned from all Walmarts
55:44 - Glock found after smoking weed in car – no extra conditions
56:41 - Man missed court for 13 months – jailed in Georgia on new felony
58:46 - Bond reinstated… but "no more PR bonds if you run again"
1:01:29 - Final warning to chronic program failure defendant – one last week
1:02:50 - 800 days and still no resolution – plea or trial next week
1:05:08 - Judge to 17-year-olds: "Get your diploma or make pennies forever"
1:07:00 - Last motivational speech – no weed, GED classes, be better

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