Ylvis i Oslo Spektrum - Bjarte Ylvisåker - I Will Never Be A Star

The Expensive Jacket Tour
Oslo Spektrum
28.02.2014

LYRICS

They're amazing, don't you think?
So incredibly talented
So many hits on YouTube
So many things to live up to

They're amazing, don't you think?
My two older brothers
They've had a wonderful career
But I was never asked to join them

Oh God, how can it be?
Those assholes did not ask me?

I will never be a star
I will never ever do a concert
Never perform with an audience
I'll never stand alone on stage
I wouldn't have the nerves to do it
Guess I would fuck it up anyway
I will never be a star

I have some tricks up my sleeve
How I wish that I can show them
I spin a pen around my thumb
And then I grab it with my index

I want to show it
But I know I can't
Cause the live audience
Gives me nerves here I stand
I tremble, I sweat
Shivers run down my spine
As I stretch out my arm and prepare

That's why I'll never be a star
I wouldn't know how to move my body
I would be stiff as a traffic light
I will never be a star
I wouldn't know how to top the chorus
With lots of smoke going everywhere

I will never be a star
You better believe it
Cause I mean it
I will never be
I will never be a star