I Was a Nobody in the MCU — Now I Own a Planet (And a Phoenix) Then I Beat Thanos With a Nuke
Автор: Novel Nest
Загружено: 2025-12-14
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I died in a car crash.
Woke up in the Marvel Universe.
And decided to break it.
First, Professor X said, “You’re a mutant.”
I said, “Cool. Where’s my school?”
Then my “grandfather” showed up — turns out he’s **Charles Xavier**.
My “dad”? Oh, just the *Phoenix Force* in human form (and yes, he’s insufferable).
I wrestled a werewolf in Canada,
punched a Chitauri fleet into scrap metal,
dueled Dormammu in Hell and walked out with his spellbook,
fought Thanos… and when he got cocky, I **nuke-dropped him into next Tuesday**.
Now I’ve got:
A crew of ex-pirate space mercenaries
A bank account with 30 billion credits
And a planet named “Alice Prime”
They ask: “Who’s the most powerful being in the galaxy?”
I smile.
*“Who do you think funds the Avengers these days?”*
Based on the viral novel "Marvel x Magnet" by Lan Gu Tou —
where being “just a human” is the best disguise of all.
👇 COMMENT: Should I run for Supreme Galactic Emperor next? (The ballot’s already printed.)
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