T.A.C.O.

He always chickens out - always

🌮 T.A.C.O. – Trump Always Chickens Out
(Genre: Protest punk with mariachi flair and courtroom funk)

[Verse 1 – The Big Talk Duck-Out]
He talks real tough, then hides in his suite,
Ducks every draft, retreats from the heat.
Blames the wind, the rain, the press, the crowd —
But when it’s time to stand? He’s not around.

[Pre-Chorus]
He’s all-caps fury on his phony app,
But melts like cheese in a courtroom trap.

[Chorus]
🎵 T-A-C-O!
Trump Always Chickens Out — don’t you know?
Starts a fight, then ducks the bout,
Big red hat, but full of doubt.
🎵 T-A-C-O!
He’s gone when the truth starts to show.
All that swagger, all that shout —
But Trump Always Chickens Out!

[Verse 2 – Bunker Blues]
He bailed on troops, he ghosted debates,
Ran from subpoenas and legal fates.
Said “I’ll walk down with you” — then nope,
Watched from a bunker and tweeted hope.

[Verse 3 – Trade War Tango Pt. 1]
He slapped on tariffs like duct tape dreams,
Said, “We’re winning!” while collapsing beams.
Farmers broke, shelves got bare —
But he just tweeted, “China’s scared!”

[Verse 4 – Trade War Tango Pt. 2]
The deals were fake, the pain was real,
He taxed the nail, then bent the steel.
A conman war with no real plan,
Just red hat rants and sleight-of-hand.

[Chorus]
🎵 T-A-C-O!
Trump Always Chickens Out — here we go!
Talks tough deals, then sells us out,
Leaves the mess and spins the clout.
🎵 T-A-C-O!
He runs when the pressure starts to grow.
The king of bluff, the fraud devout —
Trump Always Chickens Out!

[Verse 5 – Get Outta Jail Card Pt. 1]
He cries “Law and Order!” then signs a release
For every con who kissed the beast.
Crooks and cronies walk out free —
It’s pardon season at Mar-a-Legree.

[Verse 6 – Get Outta Jail Card Pt. 2]
From fraud to lies to grift deluxe,
He shields his friends with golden bucks.
The conman guards the convict crew —
And chickens out when justice’s due.

[Chorus – Final Round]
🎵 T-A-C-O!
Trump Always Chickens Out — watch him go!
From court to con, he plays the clown,
But hides when the gavel’s coming down.
🎵 T-A-C-O!
Wrap it up in foil and call it a show —
He’s got no spine, just scream and pout —
Trump Always Chickens Out!

[Outro – Spoken with mariachi fanfare fading]
“You gonna testify, sir?”
“I’d love to. Just not… now.”
“Sir?”
“Every day is Taco Tuesday… and I’m feeling a little spicy.”
[cue trumpet: 🎺 sad taco sound]

🌮 GRAND FINALE – The Week According to T.A.C.O.
(Right after final chorus)

[Chorus – Final Round]
🎵 T-A-C-O!
Trump Always Chickens Out — watch him go!
From court to con, he plays the clown,
But hides when the gavel’s coming down.
🎵 T-A-C-O!
Wrap it up in foil and call it a show —
He’s got no spine, just scream and pout —
Trump Always Chickens Out!

[Finale – Spoken Over Building Music, Rhythmic, Like a Sermon Gone Sideways]

Wednesday?
He blamed windmills for the dip in polls.
Thursday?
He sued his own mirror for “disrespectful reflections.”
Friday?
He fled to Florida — said “I’m being oppressed by calendars!”
Saturday?
A rally in a food court… two people showed up.
Sunday?
He tweeted a Bible verse… from The Art of the Deal.
Monday?
He said he’d testify — but spilled salsa on the files.
Tuesday?
We always called this day taco Tuesday - but he stole that to!

Are we taking it back?
Still Taco Tuesday.
Again.
Forever.
Always.

[One last chant – crowd call & response]

🎶 Who dodged the draft?
TACO - DONALD!
🎶 Who dodged the truth?
TACO - DONALD!
🎶 Who built his brand, then bailed right out?
Trump Always Chickens Out!