Scarlet Lady Review – Virgin Voyages: Better Than I Feared, Worse Than I Hoped!

Scarlet Lady – Better Than I’d Feared, Worse Than I’d Hoped | The Truth About Virgin Voyages
Virgin Voyages: big, shiny, red, and apparently “not like other cruises.”
Well… unless you’ve ever seen an atrium, a theatre, and some red light bulbs before.
This is my full, brutally honest review of Scarlet Lady. From the Travelodge-style cabins to the IKEA-meets-Ryanair atrium, from decent comedy in The Red Room to a swimming pool that Tom Daley would mistake for a cup of tea — here’s what Virgin Voyages really feels like.
In this video I cover:
⚓ Embarkation chaos in Portsmouth (God willing, my last time there).
⚓ Cabins, the wearable cruise card, and the mattress that wants to break your back.
⚓ Every venue onboard — from comedy clubs and casinos to bus stops and corridors pretending to be lounges.
⚓ Fitness, gyms, pools, pickleball, and the world’s saddest punchbags.
⚓ Scarlet Night, Dual Reality, and whether VV’s entertainment lives up to the hype.
⚓ Prices, extras, and what this cruise actually cost me.
Scarlet Lady was better than I feared, worse than I’d hoped… but at least the food was good.
Here, ladies and gentlemen, we go…

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Chapters
Intro 00:00
Boarding 00:29
Atrium 02:13
Cabin 03:24
Food 05:17
The Red Room & The Manor 06:08
Casino 09:45
Bars 12:07
Salon, Barbers and Tattoos 17:35
Shops 18:17
The Galley 19:33
Gym, Sports & Keeping in Shape 20:18
Bus Stops & Richards Rooftop 26:27
Scarlet Night 27:54
Entertainment 29:13
Wrap Up 30:05
The Money 32:22

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