The Buzzing From The Bathroom - feat Michael McMillian - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

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"The Buzzing From The Bathroom"
Starring Michael McMillian
Written by Adam Schlesinger, Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen

SUCH PROFOUND HUMILIATION
SUCH ALL-CONSUMING SHAME
THE BUZZING FROM THE BATHROOM
HAS FINALLY BEEN EXPLAINED

THAT WAS NO ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH
NO FACIAL SCRUB DEVICE
AND NOW I FIN’LLY KNOW THE MEANING
OF THE WORDS,
“TIM, THAT WAS NICE.”

WE USED TWO DIFFERENT POSITIONS
EVERY OTHER SUNDAY NIGHT
ALL HER WRITHING, MOANING, SIGHING
I THOUGHT I WAS DOING IT RIGHT.

BUT, AS I DRIFTED OFF TO SLUMBER
THINKING I HAD BROUGHT HER JOY
SHE WOULD SLINK OFF TO THE BATHROOM
WITH THAT BLASTED PLASTIC TOY.

OH, THE BUZZING, CURSED BUZZING!
THAT DAMN INCESSANT HUM!
I USED TO THINK I WAS A HERO.
CAN’T BELIEVE SHE DIDN’T COME…
… TO TELL ME THAT SHE NEEDED
SO MUCH MORE THAN I COULD GIVE!
NOW THE BUZZING FROM THE BATHROOM
TELLS THE LIE THAT WE BOTH LIVE.

WHAT IS PLEASURE BUT A UNION
WHEN WITH ONE SOUL ANOTHER JOINS?
YET I’M HAUNTED BY THE BUZZING FROM THE BATHROOM
LIKE TINNITUS OF THE LOINS.