Sniffing My Worst Enemy To Ward Off Homesickness

In today’s video, I answer one of the most commonly asked questions on this channel: “Who are your people?” Spoiler alert: it’s complicated, deeply regional, mildly dysfunctional, and not as glamorous as you might think.

I talk about my heritage — primarily Bethellen and Tancian, with a possible dash of Corarikan thrown in for spice — and walk you through my family tree, or as I like to call it, the family shrub. You’ll meet my father, James (a former medic turned religious beekeeper), my brilliant cake-shop-running stepmother Sosie, and my mother Kira (who deserves her own documentary — or at least a second viewing of my “Why I Married My Best Friend’s Boyfriend” episode).

I also introduce you to Ginge and Cleve, my maternal grandparents — a powerhouse duo made up of a long-standing city mayor and yet another family doctor, because apparently medical credentials are hereditary at this point.

This isn’t an origin story, it’s a patchwork quilt of names, choices, and weird career changes that somehow made me, me. And yes, it’s probably more than you needed to know. But if you’re into anthropology, character studies, or just watching someone try to make sense of the mess that is family lineage, you’re in the right place.

Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and leave a comment if your grandmother was also a city mayor or your stepmother baked cakes professionally. Or, you know, just tell me who your people are. I’m genuinely curious.

See you in the comments ✨

— KC

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The video you just watched is totally a work of fiction. 100% UNTRUE. Total lies. A fever dream inside a dream journal inside a haunted Etch-A-Sketch. Any similarities to real life people, places, events, entities, medical clinics, outback towns, or men named Drest Levesque with perfect bone structure is purely coincidental. Also, the Agents Richard Briscoe totally did not force me to write this. I did so of my own volition.

While we’re on the subject, the Agents Richard Briscoe definitely don’t have suspiciously shiny foreheads and matching haircuts. Because they, as we all know, don’t exist and obviously none of this ever happened.

For real, for real. Never happened. None of it. Ever. Not a doctor. Definately not from the year 4000. Nope. Nada. Believe that.