World’s Most Absurd Headlines – Only on ANN!

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🪖 Kremlin introduces Patriot Kindergarten
🤖 AI Overlord 3000 elected as World President
🪩 EU protects Robot Feelings
🌍 World Leaders Recycle Old Promises
🥞 Spy Drone opens Pancake Café

All true… somewhere in the multiverse.
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