Baby Robin

A STAR WAS BORN THIS YEAR, MY GIRL.
THE BESTEST GIFT IN ALL THE WORLD.
THE GREATEST THING I EVER MADE.
BY GETTIN DRUNK AND GETTIN LAID.

NOW LIKE A GUIDING LIGHT,
SHES IN MY HEART.
AND NOSE WITH EVERY MESSY NAPPY FART.
I INTRODUCE TO YOU MY BABY GIRL,
ROBIN ROBERTSON.

OOOO,
ROBIN.
A LITTLE WORD,
ROBIN.
A LITTLE BIRD,
ROBIN.
THE GAY SIDE KICK FROM BATMAN'S WORLD.
OOOO,
ROBIN WILLIAMS ENTERTAINING GOOD.
ROBIN WRIGHT A CRUSH FROM MY CHILDHOOD.
ROBIN HOOD ROBIN THE RICH,
IN NOTTINGHAM WOOD.
WHILE OUR GOVERNMENT IS ROBIN US ALL,
DOIN NO GOOD.
ROBIN THICKE ROBIN GIBB,
ROCKIN ROBIN ROCK THEY DID.
NOW I HAVE A ROCKING BABY CRIB.

OOOO,
BECAUSE A LITTLE ROBIN,
WAS DELIVERED UNTO ME.
NOT ON A CHRISTMAS CARD,
IT WAS A REAL HUMAN BEAN BABY.

SHE CHANGED MY LIFE ILL TELL YOU HOW,
I USED TO NAP CANT DO THAT NOW,
BUT EVEN THOUGH I’M SLEEP DEPRIVED,
I’VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE,
BEING CALLED THE DADDY.

ROBIN YOU ARE SO FINE YEAH,
A MIXEDEE BIRACIAL BABY,
OF BRITAIN JAMAICA AND CHINA.
SO CUTE WITH THAT NEW BABY SMELL KINDA.
YOU STILL SMELL LIKE YOUR MOTHERS CUDDLES.

OOOO,
ROBIN.
A LITTLE GIRL,
ROBIN.
A LITTLE BIRD,
ROBIN.
DIDNT THINK ONE NIGHT OF FUN,
COULD MAKE SUCH A SPECIAL LITTLE ONE.
OOOO,
MY ROBIN,
MY LITTLE BIRD.
ROBIN,
ROBBING THE RICH TO FEED THE POOR,
SHOULDNT BE A CRIME AT CHRISTMAS TIME.
OOOO.

ROBIN ROBERTSON.

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