Defeats of My Favorite Video Game Villains 23 (800 Subs. Special)

Villain Quotes:

“You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars…” – Samur Maykr/Dr. Samuel Hayden/The Seraphim
“There is a key difference between a good friend and a bad one. Good friends do what you ask. They enjoy what you make for them. They never betray you. Jesse is a perfect example of what we call a “bad friend.” Other “bad friends” include, in no particular order: Fred. And Xara. Ultimately all losers who refused to appreciate the gifts they'd been given. Now me, I won't stand for ingratitude. So I took my gifts away. Oh, but then, then, just when I thought I'd found a promising new friend – such a disappointment. That is when I had a brilliant idea. The perfect way to weed out the bad friends from the good. To be appreciated. I became Jesse. I was right, of course. The plan worked immediately. Jesse's good friends flocked to me, the better Jesse. And now Jesse is trapped underground forever. One more ungrateful loser buried away. The saddest part of all, really, is that Jesse will never get to see how much better I've made Beacontown. Oh, yes.” – Romeo/The Admin
“Sup, Ring. Sup, Tom. I gotta hand it to you two. The two of you have put me through the wringer like I ain’t seen in forever!” – Dragaux
“You want to hear insane? “Nathan Drake raced a madman and his entire army to the steps of Shambhala.” “Nathan Drake found a lost city in the middle of the Rub' al Khali desert.” “Nathan Drake discovered the fabled El Dorado!” “Nathan Drake is a legend.” You know, I shot the man who told me that. You know, for all your “greatness”, Nate, you have nothing. You are nothing. And I warned you to get out of my way.” – Rafe Adler
“GROWL!!!” – Lupa-Lupin
“Gentlemen… Welcome to Dubai.” – Martin Walker
“…” – The King
“Since I consider the Arasaka Corporation to be bastion of evil, I work wherever I can to undo their operations. I am aided by covert factions across the world.” – Yorinobu Arasaka
“A God or a Devil? I don't care about that, only my experiment.” – Dr. Edward Kirk
“ROARR!!!” – The Tyrannosaurus “T-Rex” Rex
“I tried to build something truly wonderful for them. A self-contained world which they’d never have to leave, an utopian habitat that catered to their every whim and desire. It was a monument to my genius.” – Forrest Blackwell
“It’s not about how many times you die, it’s about how many times you try!” – Uncle Death
“You’re nothing but a liar… and when they see the truth… They’ll hate you as much as you hate yourself.” – OMORI
“You've fulfilled your purpose, Mr. Winters. You disposed of my false children and awakened the glorious Megamycete. Now, please do not worry for little Rose. I assure you I'll provide her with true happiness. So now you can die peacefully… and permanently.” – Mother Miranda

Song: Flatline by PERIPHERY



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