Introducing TRED Toilet Paper: Built for the tough sh*t

Engineered and manufactured in Australia from only the highest quality materials, TRED Toilet Paper is designed to handle intense levels of torque, flex, weight and impact. Intense reviews of every fine detail in the design process make TRED TP the best choice for your recovery from even the most disastrous situations. With a designated shovel feature, extreme hex grip nodules, and ultimate wear resistant properties, TRED will allow you to explore with confidence, without letting bowels disrupt your journey.

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