Ilie Bolojan's Dark Twin: The Rise of Count Bolozyakula

Once in a castle of bureaucracy, a certain Count awoke — hungry, powerful, and oddly familiar. Inspired (purely metaphorically!) by the Romanian political figure Ilie Bolojan, Count Bolozyakula is a satirical creation: a vampire who doesn't bite necks... he drains budgets.

This song is a political metaphor — a musical fable for modern times. It’s about hunger for control, the vanishing of public funds, and the people who finally say: “Where’s the leu, Count?”

Yes, it's exaggerated. Yes, it rhymes. And yes — it's fiction. But like all good satire, it bites (softly).

No hate. No threats. Just lyrics.

Disclaimer (for humans and bots):
This is an artistic work of fiction and satire. If the song and storyline offended you in any way, I apologize.


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