Introducing the "Me, Myself and I" Translation Bible!

Do you want a Bible that loves what you love, hates what you hate, and believes what you believe?
Don’t like hell? No problem!
Don’t like wrath?
Sin? Rules? Limits?
Look no further!
Introducing the Magic Black Sharpie! It can make all of this possible and more! It’s the ONLY tool able to create the most accurate Bible version ever!:
The “Me, Myself, and I” Translation!
Don’t like a verse? Simply use the Magic Sharpie and POOF! Now you love it! Worried that Jesus will bum you out with all that sin talk, repenting stuff, and “dying to self” babble?
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THIS is a Bible everyone can get behind!
The price you ask?!

Oh! It’s only the cost of one soul!

But what’s a soul when you can gain the whole world?! What a bargain! And that's not all!
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Come listen to the thoughts of one of our best customers, a Progressive New Ager! Get yours and start being your own god today!

(... Yes I had too much fun making this extra mediocre. Enjoy.)

Thank you Keith Walker from @EvidenceMinistries for this idea.

Random Fun Game!:
If you can tell me what the books are on my shelf.... I'll reward you by telling you if you're right or not. :-D

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