Super Smash Bros. for Wii U - All-Star Mode - Sonic (Hard)

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Palutena was seen looking sad. Chris was more than ready to expect a trap as he asked her, "What now?"

"It's just that...this is our final All-Star Mode conversation, and therefore our last chance to have our bits of helpful info shown to the audience," Palutena said with a sniff.

"The only helpful info is under the key notes section. This section we're doing exists solely because of you making fun of every fighter in this thing," Chris said with a dully expression. "I could have handled all of this alone, but you came and...this happened."

"I know... I feel so proud of myself for the service I've given to humanity. I fear this final conversation may be the end of my career as a godly hostess due to the fact we end up with a non-Nintendo guy..." the goddess said, realizing that a peeved Sonic had been there tapping his right foot in annoyance. "...Oh, hey, Sonic the Hedgehog! So! I heard that you cleared the mode like the past 50 fighters. Now, your Final Smash has you turn into a Super (BLOCKED ANIME REFERENCE) and technically bum-rush everything in your path."

Sonic just grunted.

"...Sonic, I know for sure Palutena's somehow involved in this, but what's the problem now?" Chris asked.

The goddess giggled. "Seems Sonic didn't like how I made him play through his 'stellar' game since the last conversation," she pointed out, hearing another grunt. "Okay, I also kinda made him play his other stellar Sonic game he doesn't remember going through due to massive memory loss at the end of that adventure of his."

Chris looked sick. "You made him play Sonic 06? Holy crap..." he muttered.

"Y'know, I used to like how I liked to think my stuff was good and decent, but now I get this tight knot in my stomach whenever she wants me to pick up a controller," Sonic said. "Man, I so need to go to a therapist after spending time with her."

"Oh, c'mon, you needed to see the harsh truth one day," Palutena said. "So maybe fans pit you against Mario less than they used to before, but now they pit you against Mega Man because...well...he has also had it rough... Pac-Man too, so... Oh dear goodness, this game only exists for your three to have a redeeming chance at life to replicate the days you dominated the console market," she realized with a gasp, much to Chris's chagrin. "And Mario spearheads it. Why don't you convince him to make him convince his bosses to buy your companies to put you out of your misery?"

"That..." Sonic grinned, "is not actually that bad when you put it that way. I get more fans outta this tourney than I do alone."

"And if certain agreements are reached, you can expect to work under my tutelage," the goddess said.

"Eugh. No way," the hedgehog said before disappearing in the blink of an eye, leaving a dust trail behind.

Palutena pouted. "See, Chris? I knew my final conversation would end up like this: the interviewee runs away," she said.

"After having it happen over 60 times, it's not surprising you know it'll happen anyway," the World Traveler said. "I just know you have something else to make a big finish, though. What's that?"

Palutena put on dark glasses. "You know what else fans like just as much as laser beams and black holes?"

"What?"

"Explosions!" And the explosions went off behind their backs, causing the World Traveler to run away screaming while the goddess struck a pose, calling Centurions to take photos of her with an appropriate background.

Key Notes:
The AI gets harder with every team you defeat.
However, there are some particular notes I should make clear to watch out against certain groups, assuming your health is low or huge enough. From every group, you must watch out for a particular character:
1) Rosalina & Luma: They can rack up the damage a lot, and their AI is smarter than the rest of their team.
2) Do NOT let Lucario linger for too much if it's received a lot of damage. Besides that one, the Villager is utterly dangerous with nearly everything he does...including the slingshot.
3) Charizard and its Flare Blitz are murder. Pikachu and its Thunder. Sheik's bomb and Up B. Ness is a dire threat when he uses his B specials...and the yo-yo attacks. His bat is somehow not so dangerous.
4) The space furries and their Reflectors for projectiles that will end you. Dedede and his Gordo Throw.
5) Marth and Palutena because of their broken Counters.
6) The whole team is a threat, except for Bowser (somehow) and ROB. Samus' Charged Shot likes to blow you up. Duck Hunt's exploding cans will destroy you at over 100%.
7) Little Mac's Counter, Mario's Cape, and Pac-Man's Fire Hydrant.

Ahem. Sonic's buffs can make him an actual threat against many of the enemies, had it not been for the fact they read inputs accurately most of the time. In any case, he has plenty of finishers, like his charged Up A attack.

Watch, enjoy, and comment, everyone.