Super Smash Bros. for Wii U - Classic Mode - Bowser Jr. (9.0 Intensity)

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"Nice. We can use our chance to talk with the Mini Bowser to get some mysteries clarified for us," Palutena said. "Bowser Jr., I'd like to ask some important questions."

"Go ahead, lady! One of those questions better be about you wanting to grant me some kinda goddessy power!" Bowser Jr. said.

"Sure," she lied. "But first, here's one question: are the Koopalings...your siblings?"

Bowser Jr. scratched his chin in thought. "Hmm. I heard from Papa he used to be their father too...until he accepted me over all of 'em and promptly disowned all of them!" Palutena and Chris both gasped in horror. "We all started to celebrate because of how cruel Papa was! It was like the baddest thing he's ever done in his life!"

"...Wait, wait. Does that mean the Koopalings all accepted getting disowned?" Chris asked.

"Oh yeah. It was the happiest time of our lives. We had a huge party that lasted like a week!" the young villain said fondly. "What, did you think we were gonna weep? I like being the only son! I look just like my Papa in his prime!"

"..." Palutena smiled at Chris. "I'm amazed at their lack of friendship for each other. I could learn from their example."

"No," Chris simply said and pitied Pit for being the most likely target for her experiment.

Key Notes:
I overall dislike the strange moves Bowser Jr. has. That drill attacks forces him to stay standing in front of the victim, and his other attacks are just as weird. I think I ultimately need to train with him to get a hang of his fighting style... They should've made him into a ninja mini Bowser.

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