4chan’s Fall

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(Verse 1)

Tuesday hit, and the servers crashed, 4chan’s down, its glory smashed. Intermittent blues, can’t load a thing, Trolls on X laugh and sting. Rival boards cheer, the hack’s a blast, Hacker’s been inside a year, at last. Back end leaks, a moderator’s shame, Source code spills, who’s to blame?

(Chorus)

4chan’s fall, hacked to the core, Moderators exposed, can’t take no more! Janitors weep, their IPs in sight, Laughin’ at the alt-right’s plight. 4chan’s fall, a digital disgrace, Mockin’ you right in your face!

(Verse 2)

Screenshots fly, ban templates shown, VIP board secrets overthrown. Janitors scramble, less power than mods, Doxxed by the net, what a fraud! TechCrunch calls, the emails leak, Anonymous janitor starts to speak. “Real as hell,” he cries in dread, “Worst hack yet, we’re good as dead!”

(Chorus)

4chan’s fall, hacked to the core, Moderators exposed, can’t take no more! Janitors weep, their IPs in sight, Laughin’ at the alt-right’s plight. 4chan’s fall, a digital disgrace, Mockin’ you right in your face!

(Bridge)

Pass subscribers, your cash is toast, Hacker’s got your names, your boast. Alt-right hub, now a laughin’ stock, Outdated code took the knock. “Doxxing’s old,” the janitor sighs, But this breach cuts deeper than lies. Taken over, the end is near, 4chan’s chaos, drowned in jeers!

(Chorus)

4chan’s fall, hacked to the core, Moderators exposed, can’t take no more! Janitors weep, their IPs in sight, Laughin’ at the alt-right’s plight. 4chan’s fall, a digital disgrace, Mockin’ you right in your face!

(Outro)

Down for hours, the site’s a ghost, Mocked online from coast to coast. Hacker’s laugh echoes in the fray, 4chan’s fall is here to stay!