Leanne Morgan: You Can't Buy Happiness, But You Can Buy This for Mother's Day | Stand-up Comedy

Leanne Morgan: You Can't Buy Happiness, But You Can Buy This for Mother's Day | Stand-up Comedy
Leanne Morgan: You Can't Buy Happiness, But You Can Buy This for Mother's Day | Stand-up Comedy
Leanne Morgan: You Can't Buy Happiness, But You Can Buy This for Mother's Day | Stand-up Comedy

Leanne Morgan opens up about the two biggest challenges in her life: surviving her hormonal teenage daughters and surviving the Paleo Diet. She quickly finds that battling a sweet tooth is much tougher than getting through middle school pick-up lines.

This hilarious set dives deep into the absurdity of diet culture, emotional eating, and the sheer lunacy of raising teenagers (who are "mean as a snake" and "psycho"). Leanne offers the real, unvarnished truth about Weight Watchers meetings, the desperation of Mother's Day wishes, and her husband's intense reaction to her hormonal changes (which involved him begging her to eat bread).

00:00 - My 11-Year-Old is Mean as a Snake (Puberty Starts)

00:37 - She Can Run a Household

01:09 - My Girls are Lunatics (Husband Calls Them Psycho)

02:00 - The Pickup Line Trauma: Backpack to the Head

03:00 - "Did Jesus Ever Have Head Lice?"

03:35 - My Sweet Boy: He Never Sassed Me

04:24 - Weight Watchers Nine Times (Going for the Comedy)

05:01 - The Chocolate Cake Recipe (Microwave & Prayer)

06:04 - Food for Every Emotion: "I Ate a Hot Dog and I Didn't Even Know What Happened"

08:52 - What Young Moms REALLY Want for Mother's Day (Ambient & Hotel Room)

10:39 - Low Progesterone & Testosterone: CrossFit and Paleo Diet

12:01 - Getting Off White Flour is Harder Than Heroin

12:44 - "You are so hateful, will you please eat a piece of white bread?"

13:44 - The Downfall: I Spotted a Tortilla

If you've ever eaten a whole sleeve of Chips Ahoy in a dark closet, or if your husband has an unhealthy obsession with your boy, let us know in the comments! 👇

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