Drink! For the Emperor! (inspired by Warhammer 40K) - a Fan Made Song

Album: For The Emperor (Tavern music inspired by Warhammer 40k)
Track: Drink! For the Emperor!
Artist: Barhound
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I hope you enjoyed this bardic banger straight out of the Underhive. Scroll down for full lyrics. This song is a part of our parody-fueled musical saga through the grim darkness of the 41st millennium! If you enjoyed it, please like and share with your folks. Subscribe for more awesome songs:    / @barhoundofficial  
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🛑 Disclaimer: This song is a fan-made parody and not associated with Games Workshop. All Warhammer 40K references belong to their rightful owners. This content is for satirical and entertainment purposes only.
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📜 Full lyrics:
We raised our mugs in a bunker at dawn
The Orks were still charging, but half of them gone
Sergeant yelled orders, but nobody cared
We were halfway to blackout, and fully impaired

Commissar frowned, said, “That’s not regulation”
We poured him a pint and ignored the citation

Drink! For the Emperor!
Raise up your rations and chug for the Emperor!
The galaxy burns and the Xenos draw near
But we’ll toast to the Throne 'til they scream in our ear!

The priest lit incense and chanted a hymn
So we spiked his censer with sacramental gin
He called us heretics, tripped on his robe
And passed out mid-blessing while hugging a strobe

He said we’d be purged in the light of the Throne
But he’s doing keg stands and calling it “zeal” on his own

Drink! For the Emperor!
Raise up your rations and chug for the Emperor!
The tyranids bite and the warp storms howl
But we’re singing too loud to give one bloody growl!

I kissed a sister in power armor grace
She tased me politely right there in the face
She whispered “Repent” and quoted a psalm
While breaking my nose with the flat of her palm

She said, “Only the Emperor touches my soul”
Then drank from my flask and headbutted a troll

Drink! For the Emperor!
Raise up your rations and chug for the Emperor!
The heretics plot and the daemons crawl
But we'll tap every keg ‘til the Thronewatchers fall!

The voxman is weeping, the astropath’s fried
Our dropship's exploding, but spirits are high
We’re surrounded by cultists, the power grid’s down
But we’ve got twelve crates of sacrament ale from town

We’ll die like heroes or idiots loud
Either way, we’ll make Mankind proud!

Drink! For the Emperor!
Raise up your rations and chug for the Emperor!
The end may be near, but our mugs are full
And that makes this war slightly less dull!

To the Golden Throne!
To the God-Emperor!
To hangovers that even a Space Marine fears!
Let’s get sanctified… or vaporized trying.

Drink! For the Emperor!
Raise up your rations and chug for the Emperor!
The end may be near, but our mugs are full
And that makes this war slightly less dull!

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🛑AI Disclosure: Some elements of this track were enhanced using AI. Vocals and instruments are AI-assisted. My natural voice is smoother, and I primarily play acoustic rhythm and percussive guitar. The final mix includes AI-generated enhancements and additional instrumentation. Lyrics are written by me. I occasionally use ChatGPT for editing, proofing or rhyming help.