“I Found an Upside-Down Starfarer… and Made It Worse | Star Citizen”

Join me in today’s Star Citizen adventure as I stumble upon a *Starfarer Gemini that’s completely upside down* in the middle of nowhere. Naturally, I try to fix it using the only tool a real professional needs: a *Reclaimer that steers like a confused space elephant.*

When flipping it doesn’t work (shocking), I resort to the classic solution:
*blasting the cockpit, blowing the whole thing up, and salvaging the remains* like a true space engineer with zero qualifications.

After filling the Reclaimer’s cargo hold to the brim, I head to *Ruin Station* to perform the highly technical “cargo yeet method,” dropping SCU boxes through the cargo hatch, storing the ship, and magically teleporting everything into the cargo bay. Yes, it works. Yes, it’s cursed. Yes, you should absolutely try it.

Finally, I refine the loot and walk away with a load of shiny salvage and questionable life choices.

If you like sarcasm, Star Citizen chaos, and salvage gameplay that’s 50% technique and 50% nonsense—this one’s for you.

What’ in this video?

Upside-down *Starfarer Gemini* discovery
Failing to flip a ship with a *Reclaimer*
Blowing things up for science
Salvaging the wreck with the Reclaimer
*Ruin Station cargo trick* (hangar method)
Refining salvage for maximum profit
Sarcastic commentary & questionable piloting skills

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Time stamps
00:00 – Intro: The Upside-Down Disaster Begins
In this episode, I find the tanker parked upside down like someone rage-quit mid-landing.

00:16 – Trying the Cargo Door Trick
Shooting the door, it actually opens… but leads nowhere because the ship is upside down.

00:05:02 – Box Tossing Process Begins
Speeding through the process of pulling refinery boxes and tossing them out of the ship.

08:46 – Checking the Elevator Cargo Pile
All the SCU boxes are lying perfectly on the elevator platform.

08:52 – Making Sure Boxes Aren’t Stacked
Moving boxes around, ensuring none overlap before the storage trick.

08:59 – Terminal Check: Empty Inventory
Showing the terminal to confirm no cargo is pre-loaded.

09:06 – Using the Storage Trick
Heading to the ship terminal → storing the Reclaimer to trigger cargo teleport.

09:10 – Storing the Ship (Speed-Up Section)
Waiting for the storing process — sped up because it takes forever.

09:21 – Retrieval Complete
Ship successfully stored — returning to the terminal to retrieve.

09:27 – Retrieve the Reclaimer
Pulling the ship again so the cargo teleport happens.

09:33 – Cargo Successfully Teleported
Terminal now shows all salvaged boxes in the inventory.

09:44 – Scrolling Through the Warehouse
Showing all eight SCU boxes safely in storage.

09:52 – Heading to Refinery Floor
Going up the elevator to refine the salvaged materials.

09:59 – Arriving at Refinery Console
Time to check if the Starfarer salvage actually made it.

10:08 – Confirming Salvage is Ready to Refine
Yes — the upside-down Starfarer salvage is all there.

10:15 – Peak Industrial Gameplay
Preparing the refinery job. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

10:19 – Final Confirmation
Everything is ready — salvage successfully moved and refinable.

10:27 – Outro Begins
"And it is. It is. This is peak industrial gameplay, folks."

10:35 – Thank You for Watching
Ending the episode with the classic sign-off.

10:43 – End of Video
Final fade-out.

10:52 – Video Ends



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