Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Classic Mode - Kazuya (DLC)

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Doing evil Ryu's Classic Mode run.

"Congratulations on beating your Classic Mode run, evil Ryu!" Palutena told the serious Kazuya, who stared deep into her soul. "Tell us about your experience."

"Tsk!" Kazuya folded his arms. "I was expecting a better challenge fighting so many strange people with unique powers, but as always, I'm being let down by these hopeful encounters that get crushed under my feet."

"Aww, that's sweet," Palutena said with a teasing smile, infuriating Kazuya a bit. "Are you up for rematches, then?"

Kazuya grinned. "Perhaps. Some here have the potential to at least amuse me. Who am I to turn down such pitiful attempts at defeating me?" he asked rhetorically.

The goddess sighed. "Geez. It's like I'm talking to a more modern Ganondorf," she said.

"What is that supposed to mean?" Kazuya asked, glaring.

"Exactly what she said," Viridi said. "You two are kind of alike, looking down on everyone you happen to beat."

Chris, who had been several feet further away from the goddesses and especially Kazuya, started speaking. "Kazuya, I'm warning you that these two over there will drive you nuts if you let them go on, so yes. Continue this conversation if you can tolerate them," he said.

Kazuya looked at Chris, narrowing his eyes and terrifying the teen. "You'd warn me to avoid messing with these higher powers despite knowing the might of the Mishima clan, child?" he asked.

"V-verbally, at least," Chris meekly said. "You'd destroy me in 2 seconds, and that's me being hopeful..."

"Who are you to tell me what to do?" Kazuya asked, scaring Chris. "If you believe you have the right to do so, fight me and prove your words can be backed up by your strength."

The teen gulped. "O-okay, I have no idea why strength is even necessary t-"

Kazuya's red eye shone. "Come, child!" he interrupted, beckoning Chris. "I grow bored of this useless interview! You should be a nice distraction..."

As the teen was left in a state of dread and the goddesses wisely stepped back from Kazuya's way, it was then that Chris's Lucario got in the middle of the way, glaring daggers at Kazuya. "You'd do well to stop scaring him," Lucario growled, his trainer being a least relieved to have some protection.

"Boy, this funny conversation is sure going places now," Viridi muttered.

"Viridi, shush! This is going to be pretty good to watch," Palutena said, already holding a bag with popcorn she shared with Viridi.

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