"A Whole New World" Aladdin parody (Sith Like Me)

What did Palpatine do in his free time? He chilled in his palace and did karaoke, of course! Every Monday, King Palpy releases classic and popular songs reimagined as Star Wars parodies. Lyrics are included BELOW so you can sing along!

So you've met my apprentices (sorry about that geezer who chopped off your arm), but Ani, my dear boy, you've never seen a Sith like me.

I do not own Star Wars. Clips are from LucasFilm. I also do not own the song. All materials are used for parody and entertainment. Don't be bombad.

LYRICS:

Well Darth Bane, he made the Rule of Two
And Master Plageius tried to master death
So Ani you’re in luck 'cause up my sleeves
I do some crazy stuff so hold your breath
I have unlimited power now
Some heavy ammunition in my camp
I got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is team with me
And I'll say:

Master Skywalker, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Time to leave the Order
Cut em down
You ain't never seen a Sith like me

Stop havin’ nightmares
And save your Padme
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never seen a Sith like me

Yes sir, I pride myself on service
Reppin’ Naboo and Jar Jar!
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
This aint no trap like Akbar!

Slice holes through Youngling "A"
And slaughter Youngling "B"
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never seen a Sith like me.

Wawawa!
No, no!
Wawawa!
No! No!
Wawawa!
Nah, nah, nah!

Can your Sith do this?
Do your Sith do that?
Do your Sith do this to a Jedi brat?
Can your Sith go BOOM!
Well, looky here
Can your Sith say “Execute Order 66”
And make the Jedi suckers disappear?

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I am the answer to your Star Wars prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got an Emperor for your chare d'affaires
You wanna save her life, I’ll help you out
So take the chance! You really wanna know
I got an army that's three miles long, no doubt
And all I gotta do is go like so- attack!

Master Skywalker, sir, save a life or two or three
I’ll bring you joy, you naive boy
You ain't never seen a Sith, never seen a Sith!
You ain't never seen a Sith, never seen a Sith!
You ain't never!
Seen a!
Sith like me!

And you're never gonna replace me.

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