[Gittin Gud] Keepers in Iron Advanced Guide for Root

I like Josh, I swear.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my faction, it badgered me. I craved the strength and wild variability of the Keepers in Iron, a faction in the Root: A woodland game of might and right by Leder games.
Notoriously complicated. Onerously elaborate. Adverbly adjective.
Truly, no other strategy guide could be so compelling.

CHAPTERS
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0:00 - The reason Josh never returns my calls
1:31 - That potent aftertaste
4:07 - You can't prove Frank Herbert wasn't a furry
5:35 - The conflicting mandates of heaven
10:29 - CHAPTER-READING TRYHARDS START HERE
12:32 - As seen in all the comments below
15:24 - Anthropomorphic animals in bondage
21:23 - Yes, I'm serious.
21:36 - Speed-dating under Saladin
23:56 - Tarot reading for Papyrophiles
26:10 - Horn-tooting furiously in public

CREDITS
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SCRIPTING
Coyote, TrippinGrannys, Francis, Jaffles, Luke Bridwell
[MarcusTheCat and JermCurry's BGG guide](https://boardgamegeek.com/thread/2837...)
[Luke Bridwell's Badger Guide on MakeCraftGame](https://makecraftgame.com/2022/03/25/...)
[Nitrorev's Badger guide](   • Keepers in Iron - Strategy Guide - Root  ) and [Reddit comment](  / badgers_strategy_discussion  )

AUDIO
Joshua Yearsley clip from [Woodland war machine Episode 70](https://woodlandwarmachine.podbean.co...)
Pixabay, for numerous sound effects

VISUALS
Original Monty python cutouts from [Holly Gilliam's Blog](https://hollydgilliam.blogspot.com/se...)
Arbiter 3d model from Direwolf Digital
The "Badge" clip is from Top Gear's Rebenton episode
Victory Points image from [Prozd](   • ameritrash vs euro games  )

MUSIC
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Intro song "Fabulous Iron" commissioned from [Sylvester Matias](https://matiassylvester.com/), AKA Tomate.
National anthem of the USSR. I don't know the source.
"Too Sexy" by Sascha Ende, originally from Filmmusic.io
"Arms of the angels" recorder cover by [CreamyGoodness](   • In the Arms of a Recorder (Emotional In th...  ), original by Sarah Maclaughlin

"Gymnopedie No. 1" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...

NINTENDO
Isle Delfino - Super mario sunshine
Arcana Code - Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Getting changed - Miitopia
Dungeon Cave - Skies of Arcadia
Gag - Skies of Arcadia
Sixty-four, 0² Battle - The sounds of Kirby Cafe
Mumbo's Skull - Banjo Kazooie
Great Fox and Pause Screen - Star fox Adventures

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