My Blessed Rhino - Sororitas x Blood Ravens - Warhammer 40k Music | Tavern Song - Parody Music

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Lyrics:
Oh, I rode in from Virella with a hymn in my throat,
A storm bolter slung and a flame-scorched cote.
My squad was behind me, our banners held high,
Till I spotted our Rhino just starting to fly!

It was red, it was loud, it was ours, it was gone,
Stolen at dusk, by the first break of dawn!
With purity seals still stuck to the dash,
The emperor’s grace made off in a flash!
Blood Ravens! Oh, you relic-sniffin’ swine!
Give me back my blessed Rhino or die in line!

I stormed to the Mechanicus, gears all a-rattle,
Demanded they track it — “It’s a matter of battle!”
They blinked, they whirred, they stammered in fear,
and they told me-
“It pinged near a Librarium, then vanished, my dear…”

It was red, it was loud, it was ours, it was gone,
Stolen at dusk, by the first break of dawn!
With purity seals still stuck to the dash,
The emperor’s grace made off in a flash!
Blood Ravens! Oh, you relic-sniffin’ swine!
Give me back my blessed Rhino or die in line!

I prayed and I fasted, lit incense in stacks,
Then heard rumors of Ravens with Sororitas tracks.
One said they'd mounted a heavy flamer side—
By the Emperor’s bones, that was my ride!

It was red, it was loud, it was ours, it was blessed,
Sanctioned and sealed in a rite of conquest!
If they needed a ride, they could just ask,
Not repurpose our Rhino for their witchy tasks!
Blood Ravens! Oh, you relic-sniffin’ swine!
I’ll trade bolter rounds for that Rhino of mine!

You know what’s worse? They repainted the thing.
Left the Aquila, but scraped off our marks.
Called it “Strategic Acquisition”…
Oh please!
They’re as subtle as a Nurgling with a cough and disease.

I tracked them through voidfields, over moons scorched and pale,
Found them mid-sermon with their loot in a trail.
My Rhino sat there with its hatch hanging wide,
Filled with relics they snatched and smugly denied.
And I said-

"Stop right there, you shitty red magpies!"

It was red, it was loud, it was ours, it was blessed,
Sanctioned and sealed in a rite of conquest!
If they needed a ride, they could just ask,
Not repurpose our Rhino for their witchy tasks!
Blood Ravens! Oh you relic-sniffin’ swine!
I’ll trade bolter rounds for that Rhino of mine!

Their Chaplain said, “Sister, let’s not be rash,”
As he offered me tithes from a looted stash.
I shot at his scrolls and I set fire to three—
By Terra, you don’t negotiate with me!

It was red, it was loud, and it burned by the end,
But I drove it back home with purity penned.
Scorched were the seats, but the icon still glowed,
And the Blood Ravens ran when my melta gun showed!
Blood Ravens! You magpies of the battlefield,
Next time you steal, it’ll be your fates I’ll seal!

So raise up your goblets, and drink without shame,
To stolen Rhinos and the Emperor’s Name.
And if you see something red with a raven in flight—
Check your relics… and prep for a fight!

"Ahem... Sister, is that your rhino?"
"Oh, no! Not again! Give me back my blessed Rhino, you thieves!"

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This parody music video was inspired by Warhammer 40k Darktide OST, Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader, and Warhammer 40k Space Marine 2 gameplay.

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