Never Dry

Lyrics:
Clink-Clink-Clink is the song sung by empty bottles now
Your humble song and dance man- gonna fix this mess
somehow.
A man in Avernus can live his life just fine.
So long as an angel keeps topping off his wine.
Hell can be many things, like interests that's too high.
Hell can be many things, like a coward's clever lie.
Hell can be many things, but it never should be dry.
Hell can be many things, but it never should be dry.
Plink Plink Plink is the song sung by loading silver shot
Kept this Blunderbuss around for this very reason did I
not?
A man in my position can't ignore this heinous crime.
I'm going to deal with this, it's personal this time.
Hell can be many things, LIKE ME WHEN I GET THERE!
Hell can be many things, come with me if you dare
Hell can be many things, but better not be messing
with my wares.
Let me tell you friends, compound interest and
immortality don't make for a lot of personal time.
The Martikovs have been, out of the goodness of their
hearts, been just giving away this wine.
Now some jumped up druids think they can ruin their
vineyard and get away with it?
So. Who's coming with me?
Arick you coming ?
No? Come on, those glasses are plenty clean.
...ok-ok...
What about you plucky adventurers?