Freak - A WoTapella cover of a Wheel Of Time song parody

Spoiler warning: Full books and show spoilers for The Wheel of Time

Original song:
Creep by Radiohead
Arranged by:
Matthew J. Olson

"Original" parody:
   • Wheel of Time Song Parody "Freak" based on...  
   • FREAK #WoTIdol2025  

Lyrics:
Matt Hatch - The Innkeeper    / @thedustywheel  
Salya al'Onir    / @salya_al_onir  
Perrin the Bondsmith    / @perrinbondsmith  

Choral director:
Perrin the Bondsmith    / @perrinbondsmith  

Mix:
Perrin the Bondsmith    / @perrinbondsmith  
Avi Silber    / @cestlavie2lavie  

Video:
Perrin the Bondsmith    / @perrinbondsmith  

Storyboard:
Perrin the Bondsmith    / @perrinbondsmith  
Jeff A    / @jeffreyanderson1537  
Rapunzl347   / rapunzl347  

Video clips:
The Dusty Wheel    / @thedustywheel  
Unraveling the Pattern    / @unravelingthepattern  

Asmodean art:
Ariel Burgess
Ammotu
Shorelle
Kemonokage
DoodleStudios
John Saemas Gallagher

Vocals:
Heather Sedai    / @heathersedai7637  
Jenn Sedai    / @joz219  
Rain in Rhuidean    / @rain.in.rhuidean  
Salya al'Onir    / @salya_al_onir  
Sendarya    / @sendarya  
Avi Silber    / @cestlavie2lavie  
Jeff A    / @jeffreyanderson1537  
Jutmagt    / @jutmagt2587  
Matthew Murdick    / @matthewmurdick  
NDashaman    / @ndashaman  
Perrin the Bondsmith    / @perrinbondsmith  
Tofystedeth

Jordan told us it was obvious
Intuitively so
Pay attention to motive
It was someone he'd know
Graendal was so damn obvious
Congrats causal observers
You say you're gonna be casual
But we're not so casual

Cause we are freaks
We are Dusty patrons
What the hell are we doing here?
Do we belong here?

The cancellation still hurts
It's out of our control
Still want to create theories
And unblur windows
VFX cares if we notice
When the grey men are around
So we can't just be casual
Hope that you can be casual

But we are freaks
We are Dusty patrons
What the hell are we doing here?
Do we belong here?
Oh, Oh

We love The Dusty Wheel
But you, you were wrong, you were wrong
wrong about Asmodean!
Asmodean!

You might have said goodbye
We're sad to see you go
You always were special
This fandom is special

Cause you're a freak
You're The Innkeeper
What the hell are you doing here?
It's cause you belong here!
Hardcore Fan Freak Forever!