Starfleet Academy: It's Teen Slop in Space! Absolute Trash

Star Trek: Starfleet Academy was meant to boldly go… instead it tripped over its own uniform and face-planted into a narrative black hole.

In this episode of Friday Night Shite, we deliver an unfiltered, no-mercy review of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy, a show so catastrophically bad it feels like it was rejected by the holodeck for crimes against storytelling.

From paper-thin characters and eye-rolling dialogue to lore vandalism that would make Gene Roddenberry spin in his grave at warp speed, Starfleet Academy manages the impossible: turning one of the greatest sci-fi universes ever created into something that feels cheap, smug, and completely joyless. Even worse, it’s not just bad, it’s boring, which might be the deadliest sin in the galaxy.

We break down:

Why Starfleet Academy fails as Star Trek

How modern Trek keeps missing the point

The writing, performances, and production sins

And why free would still be overpriced

If you love Star Trek, hate bad television, or just enjoy watching franchises embarrass themselves in public, this one’s for you. Engage at your own risk. 🚨

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