Cassetteboy - Preparing For Emergencies

From the Album Dead Horse, 2005. Track 6.


Lyrics for your Pleasure -
Preparing for Emergencies.
Preparing for Emergencies.

This programme tells you what to do in an emergency!
Fire Prevention and Safety.
If there is a fire; use the lift.
Stay close to the smoke -
Fires are safe.

Do not wait until a fire occurs; start a fire immediately!
And remember - never call 999! Protect your home from your local fire station.

If you live in England and Wales, fart on your local council.
If you live in Scotland... Look for the safest way out.

Bombs
If there is a bomb warning at your place of work,
call 999 and ask for large cash refunds!

Government Policy on the Public
It is the government's policy, to issue threats, to the public.
The Government wants you to stay inside.
Go in. Stay in. Go inside- stay inside!
The government is working to make sure that the UK is unconcious!
The government is has a comprehensive programme to ensure that
people are sleeping.
THE GOVERNMENT TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO.
The government wants your; money!
The government is a threat to life.
Keep an eye on the police - they exist in all areas of the UK, and are bastards.

There is a lot that you can do!
There is a lot that you can do!
BURN credit cards
BURN financial services!
Download Croydon.
Think.

Get out - stay out.
Do not tune into your TV, as it has been preventing common sense for many years.
MI5: You are shit.
Think before you tell the police!

Make it more difficult for the government to operate here.
Do not follow the advice of those in charge.