What Your Watch Says About You (Trigger Warning) — PART 3

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Welcome back to Part 3 of What Your Watch Says About You — also known as the series where everyone says they’re not offended… and then absolutely are.
As always:
This is satire
I roast myself first
And if you feel attacked, it’s probably accurate
In this episode we roast:
Omega × Swatch MoonSwatch, Seiko Alpinist, Sinn (yes… all of them), Jaeger-LeCoultre Reverso, Omega Planet Ocean, Doxa 300T Professional, Rolex Sea-Dweller, Breitling Superocean Heritage, TAG Heuer Monaco, Panerai Luminor, and the Hamilton Khaki Field.
Let me know in the comments:
👉 Which one hurt the most?
👉 And what should be roasted in Part 4?

00:00 – Intro / Trigger Warning
00:35 – MoonSwatch — “The Nearly Man”
01:35 – Seiko Alpinist — “The Main Character Hiker”
02:13 – Sinn (Any Model) — “The Engineer Who Hates Fun”
03:00 – JLC Reverso — “The Quiet Flex”
04:15 – Omega Planet Ocean — “The Spec Sheet Warrior”
04:47 – Doxa 300T — “The Watch Nerd’s Watch”
05:23 – Rolex Sea-Dweller — “The Forgotten Tank”
05:59 – Breitling Superocean Heritage — “The Vintage Beach Guy”
06:19 – TAG Heuer Monaco — “The Film Student”
07:15 – Panerai Luminor — “The Commitment Issue”
07:52 – Hamilton Khaki Field — “The Entry-Level Romantic”