Am I Getting Married Again?

In this episode, I go off about why I’m never getting married again and it’s not bitterness, it’s math. From the 56% divorce rate to the patriarchy’s oldest scam, I’m breaking down why marriage benefits men more than women (and why I’d rather stay single than share a tax bracket). Then, I tell the story of how I ended up in the Swiftie Witness Protection Program after saying I didn’t love Taylor’s new album.
Freedom, feminism, and a little pop-culture chaos .. buckle up.

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