Steamed Hams but horrifically mistranslated through Yandex Translate

The (debatably) long-awaited sequel to my Google Translated Steamed Hams video. I own nothing.

Transcript

Rachel, I know what you mean.

B, Ed, you don't have lunch!

Really.

Sky! God will encourage you!

What if I buy fast food and lose it as a cook?

Apple, Apple.

It is good to praise the Lord,

You need medical help.

According To Smart,

I'll be in town today.

I work hard!!!

Director! The United States of America...This is the first time my blog has been closed. Quiet! do you need to help me?

And how, O children of my covenant?

Really... No cigarettes, no bicycles. I know what to do. OH, WONDERFUL!

Meat is smoked.

I thought it was funny.

I said, "Peppa Pig.He became German.

Over the bread?

Yes! service to the economy.

Hmmm. Where?

Actually... New York.

Is that true? I've never been to a hospital and I've never heard anyone use the term "steam pig".

You don't want to be a plastic dog. I am Portuguese.

Yeah.

I know a lot of people who think it's real money.

Hmm, no! Sandwich. An old recipe!

The meat is rotting?

Really.

Yes, you call them pork, despite being just bread.

Boiler.. I have a cute one... Something I like... Come back in a minute.

Absolutely.

Talent. Everyone has a new time. I can smell it.

I really love the history of my country. What's going on?!

Stan Johanson?

Quotes Of Lala Lala Borealis? This time 1 pornhab 2 months pornhab, this time in this part of the country, in all parts of the kitchen!?

Really.

.. Can I see?

... No.

I work hard! The house is on fire!

B, Jay, Northern Light.

Hey, I'm sorry to say that... You're beautiful.

help! help!!!