The Legacy of Blart Side of the Mall: How Pink Floyd and Paul Blart teamed up to make a work of Art

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Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 is a 2015 action/comedy film starring Kevin James, a sequel to the original Paul Blart Mall Cop 2, and nothing more. Dark Side of the Moon is a 1973 album by the progressive rock group Pink Floyd, is acclaimed as one of the best albums of all time, and nothing less. But no matter how different these pieces of media are, something rather mystifying occurs when one plays both at the same time. In a rather strange twist, Dark Side of the Moon seems to Perfectly 'sync-up' to Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. Why does Blart's mom get run over right as the first verse of Breathe in the Air begins? Why does the breakdown from Money sync up with every single bang the hotel security manager makes? How does this happen? Who discovered this? Was this all intentional? Is something Greater at play? All these questions, and more will be answered in time. Allow me to introduce to you, the story of Blart side of the Moon; a story that will take us to the land of Oz and back. A story of emotion, deception, and acceptance. See you on the Blart side of the Mall!

I do not intend to trouble or mock anyone featured in this video. I also don't intend to upset Pink Floyd, MGM, the makers of the Wizard of Oz, Dorothy, the makers of Dark Side of the Moon, the makers of Paul Blart Mall Cop 1 & 2, astrologists, My Brother My Brother and Me, MBMBAM, The Worst Idea of All Time, Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, the makers of the Simpsons, Justin McElroy, Travis McElroy, Griffin McElroy, Roger Waters, Syd Barret, David Gilmour, Richard Wright, Nick Mason, Kevin James, Adam Sandler, or anybody else involved in this video either. I have no hateful intentions when I make these kinds of videos, I make these out of a love for editing comical clips; nothing more, nothing less.

Music used: (in order of appearance)
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timestamps -
00:00 - Introduction
01:42 - Life Imitates Blart
03:39 - Blart into the Past
05:01 - Blart side of the Moon
08:20 - 'Til Death do us Blart
10:42 - Behind the Blart
13:04 - Making the World a better Blart
13:58 - Outroduction

original video: yes