The Quarry – No Commentary | Ep. 0: Haunted by Walmart Morticia

💀 THE QUARRY – EPISODE 0 DESCRIPTION (Dark Humor, No Filter)

Welcome to The Quarry — the only horror game where the ghost lady looks like she crawled out of a Spirit Halloween clearance bin to personally judge your existence.

This is Episode 0, the intro chapter, also known as:
“Who TF is this Victorian crypt keeper and why is she whispering at me like student loans?”

This series is NO commentary, BUT:
✔ On-screen text will roast the characters
✔ Chaos is guaranteed
✔ Dark humor is mandatory
✔ The Ghost Lady Counter™ begins NOW

In this episode you’ll witness:
🩸 Teenagers making choices that should be illegal
🩸 A creepy psychic grandma materializing like a tax audit
🩸 Foreshadowing so obvious even the characters ignore it
🩸 QTEs that slap harder than rent
🩸 Omega-level cinematic chaos

If you love:

werewolves,

dumb decisions,

cursed old ladies,

and dark humor that gets you side-eyed in public…

Welcome to the Omega version of The Quarry.
Everyone here is gonna die — we just don’t know when yet.

New episodes dropping regularly.
Ghost Lady Counter is active.
Pray for these kids. They need it.


🔥 Welcome to Episode 0 of The Quarry!

No commentary —
just pure chaos, dark humor, and the Ghost Lady Counter™ judging us harder than our parents.

Drop a comment:
👇 What should we name the Ghost Lady Counter?
(Current ideas: “Spooky Grandma Score,” “Crypt Keeper Counter,” “Disappointment Meter”)

New chapters coming soon.
Stay cursed. Stay chaotic.
– Shadow & Sapphire

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