😎🤘 Slightly Wet - Darn AI

Oh dear, what's happened? AI ​​has arrived!
It's doing my job. Have I wasted my life?
For years recycling the same old song,
Making money from waste didn't seem wrong.
They said: "We want a hit, and we want it now!
If you can't deliver, pack your things and go!".
Now the show's over, at least for me
AI's putting an end to that misery.

Tonight the big names gonna sweat,
But you bet, they ain't seen nothing yet!
AI reveals where the real goodies are,
Who's a true artist and who's just a blah blah blah.
Now everyone can try, can't you see?
That's why AI is killing me.

I still sing "Oh baby, I love you so!"
But hey, didn't I already sing that years ago?
They seem tired of my cheap recycled stuff.
They want the real deal, yeah, they've had enough.
I say, the algorithms are to blame,
AI has reset the whole damn game.
I was a star, I could sell any crap,
Now an abyss awaits behind my next step.

Tonight, the big names gonna sweat,
But you bet, they ain't seen nothing yet!
AI reveals where the real goodies are,
Who's a true artist an' who's just a blah blah blah.
Now everyone can try to do better than me.
That's why I hate democracy.

Yeah, creativity is the spice of life.
"But it requires work, though I can't see why."
Yeah, creativity is the spice of life!
"But it's too exhausting for a lazy guy."

From now on, the big names gonna sweat,
But you bet, they ain't seen nothing yet!
AI reveals where the real goodies are,
Who's a true artist an' who's just a blah blah blah.
Now everyone can try, can't you see?
That's why AI is killing me.

AI is here, now it’s clear to see,
They want the real deal, they don't want me.
Artists will return, just like it should be,
While fans and dollars are leaving me.
So was this just a wake-up call?
"If you can't create something, you’re out! That’s all."

That’s all!
That’s all!
That’s all!
That’s all!

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Copyright & Credits
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Music, lyrics, composition and arrangement by Michael Kupper [Slightly Wet].

This song was created by the artist using AI-assisted production tools based on original melodies, lyrics and musical ideas authored by the artist. Cover artwork was created by the artist using AI-assisted image generation tools under full creative control.

© 2026 Michael Kupper [Slightly Wet]
Please respect my work. This music and artwork may not be used for commercial purposes without explicit permission.