Dave Thomas’ Steel Glue Burger

Hi! Welcome to my channel. All songs here are a collaboration between my subconscious, my conscious, and two types of AI. In short, they are dream songs. I've kept dream journals since 2002. I use ChatGPT to select the dreams and create genre prompts. I edit the lyrics and genres myself to get things right and I use Suno to make the songs. I've created about 20-30 songs per year of dream journaling. I'll slowly be adding them here. I hope you enjoy!

Lyrics:

[Verse 1 – sleazy bass groove]
Dave Thomas at my dinner seat
Slides me something warm and neat
Greasy paper, shiny bun
He grins like murder’s just begun

I take a bite, then someone asks
“How much meat’s in one of these slabs?”
Dave just nods like it’s no thing
And drops the line that stabs and stings:

[Chorus – warped harmonies, playful horror tone]
“Only sixteen percent is meat
The rest is steel and glue you eat
With burger binder, synthetic flair
But hey—it keeps the lettuce there”

We laughed but no one really smiled
Swallowed silence like it’s mild
Steel glue burger, hold the truth
Chew it down and kill your youth

[Verse 2 – echoing guitars, falsetto backup]
Laura Russell at the end of the line
Looks away, like “He’ll be fine”
No one flinches, no one leaves
Is this dinner or a corporate eulogy?

He brags like it’s a business card
No shame, no wink, no PR guard
I nod and sip my Diet Coke
As my molars split on engine yolk

[Bridge – instrumental freak-out with robotic voice interjections]
“Steel. Glue. Integrity.”
“Burger—certified edible entity.”
“Human grade is just a label.”
“Trust the clown. Trust the fable.”

[Final Chorus – slowed, hauntingly sweet]
Steel glue burger, feed the masses
Hold your tray and thank the classes
Meat is just a friendly myth
When Dave Thomas serves you this

Sixteen percent and fading fast
The rest ensures your bite will last
Steel glue burger, pass it round
The truth is sizzling underground

[Outro – warped diner music, Dave’s voice in static]
🎙️ “Tastes like profit… sticks like love…”