Pokémon Sleep - Oyster Sauce - Greengrass Isle

I woke up thinking about tomatoes.
Not the farming kind — the emotional kind.
You ever look at a tomato and go,
“Yeah, that thing has secrets”?

Me neither.
But apparently I do now.

Then I realized my socks were missing.
I don’t own socks.
I haven’t worn socks since the day Wigglytuff set my laundry on fire trying to “help.”
Yet I tore the tent apart looking for them anyway.

Found no socks.
Found three spoons I didn’t know I had.
Two were bent.
One was sticky.

At lunch time, I tried to feed Snorlax.
Instead, I handed it a stick.
Snorlax took the stick.
Snorlax ate the stick.
Snorlax smiled.

I don’t know what that means for the future of culinary science, but someone should write that down.

Arcanine barked at a cloud shaped like a Rotom.
The cloud barked back.
I’m choosing not to unpack that.

Also, Haunter tried to teach Slowbro how to float.
Slowbro climbed onto a rock and just… stood there.
Haunter was proud anyway.
Mentorship matters.

I sat down to organize my ingredient pile and somehow ended up drawing eyebrows on the potatoes.
I gave one of them a little mustache.
He looked like he was disappointed in me.

Charmeleon started humming.
Not singing.
Humming.
Deeply on-key humming.
I didn’t know he could do that.
He hummed the Jigglypuff song.
We all got sleepy and I don’t even want to know what that implies.

Then I thought about my future.
About life.
About choices.

About whether I could trick Diglett into wearing little hats for team morale.

Tonight, I realized something important:

If you put a Slowpoke tail next to an avocado, it kinda looks like a fancy gourmet appetizer.
Don’t tell anyone I said that.
Especially Slowbro.
He’s been through enough.

Anyway, none of this has meaning.
None of it adds up.
But it felt like the kind of day where my brain unplugged from the wall and tried running on Bluetooth.

10/10
Would do again.

♡ Quallah

#pokémonsleep #quallah #greengrassisle #avacado #pokemonsleep #quallahtysleep