Book Box Haul & Unboxing 📚 Subscription Boxes PLUS How to Get Special Editions WITHOUT Subbing

They're never getting shorter. Like, ever.
They may someday be posted earlier in the month if, oh say, I don't have to refilm parts or retake thumbnail photos. Hypothetically, of course.
But, please enjoy this behemoth of a video. There may be slightly less squealing and slightly more snark but...it's been a month and a half, guys.

But DANG the books were PRETTY. All four hundred and twelve of them.

00:00 Intro
00:20 The Games Gods Play -pre-ordered from Lark & Owl Booksellers
02:13 A Rivalry Of Hearts - From Tessonja Odette’s website
03:18 The Bright Sword - The Broken Binding
06:00 Running Close To The Wind - The Broken Binding
07:29 Rise Of The Cinder Fae - Unplugged Book Box
10:40 A Throne Of Shadows - Aurora Crate Book Box
12:50 Of Night And Chaos + Of Dust And Stars - Midnight Whispers
17:42 Monsters & Beauties - Butterfly Book Club open preorder
20:12 Alpha’s Burden - Butterfly Romance Book Club
24:07 Daydream- Probably Smut (Definitely Smutty)
27:06 When The Moon Hatched - Fairyloot
29:54 The Empirium Trilogy (The Furyborn + Kingsbane + Lightbringer) - Illumicrate
33:56 A Kingdom of Blood and Betrayal + A Kingdom of Venom and Vows - Bookish Box
36:07 The Scholomance Trilogy (A Deadly Education + The Last Graduate + The Golden Enclaves) - Fairyloot
39:55 Fate Calls the Elf Queen - Bookish Box
42:32 Ami - Illumicrate
44:38 Probably Smut August (Most excited to read by this author: Punk 57)
48:29 Afterlight August (Ugh, I was so excited for this one originally too)
51:11 Fairyloot Romantasy August (Oops.)
53:58 Owlcrate Adult August (I am afraid of this book. Like, genuinely.)
56:28 Bookish Box YA May
59:14 Bookish Box Adult May
1:01:42 Moonlight Book Box August
1:04:24 Fairyloot YA August
1:06:20 Fairyloot Adult August
1:09:26 Owlcrate August
1:13:54 Illumicrate August

Anyone seen Arcane? Faecrate? Fabled? No? Cool, just checking. (Are they in Spring? Summer? 2024? This current timeline? Should I know this?)
And we made a deal: Editing husband gets to keep the part with me singing if I get to keep the part comparing him to a character in Bonded By Thorns. Now we're both equally unhappy. Soulmates!