Megumin sings Bring Me My Staff

Art by 1am c3sar.
Original song.

LYRICS [Alternate]
A rest in the castle, abandoned on the hill: [We rest in the castle, abandoned on the hill:]
Something invisible, was laying still.
A gelatinous cube,
Has shimmered into view.
Well have I got something just for you!
Yes bring me my staff boys, now bring me my staff.
And when my eyes start a' glowing, don't hold me back.

Poisonous daggers, and magical lutes, [Poisonous daggers, and rugged old lutes]
Polearms and maces, the strength of brutes.
But bring me my staff boys, yet bring me my staff. [But give me my staff boys, give me a staff.]
Ye all know what's a' coming upon this giant rat.
One spell here I do, it will be the end of you,
With my words I put an end to this duel.
No strength or agility, no skill with a bow;
But give me a staff and I'll disintegrate my foe.
[I don't trust in the flesh, I've got magic in my chest:]
And when the wind starts to turn, these ogres shall burn. [And when the air starts to turn, these ogres shall burn.]

So bring me my staff boys, yet bring me my staff.
Blow away the enemies like wind 'gainst the chaff. [I'll have heads rolling after this one attack.]

[Lyrics by me, music by tomusic.ai, voice from weights.gg]