Light Yagami's Perfect(ish) Victory - Death Note Epilogue

Light relishes in what some could probably argue quite convincingly is a perfect victory if you squint and make sure it's not terribly well lit when you're looking at it.

The quick text was as follows:

00:02 Ryuk: when you still haven't gotten a speaking part yet :(

00:40 Misa: I was thinking we could have a romantic evening wherein

01:05 Mello: I love you Near, I wish you could bear my children

01:51 NPA - Internal Investigations "...it is the finding of this body that Kira simply considered Light Yagami too sexy to kill"

03:20 Light: In my personal estimation, this is not terribly salubrious for me or my keikakus

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The voices are AI generated (with significant editing by me to make them sound the way I envision for the delivery.)

The images are screenshots taken from Death Note, with captions added using ImgFlip.

The script was written by me and the editing was likewise done by me.