The Cooties - LA Song (Official Music Video)

The Cooties fill you in on what everyone in LA is doing in their animated music video, "LA Song"
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Everyone is an actor
Everyone has a really cool tattoo
Everyone went to high school
Everyone talks about getting a motorcycle
Everyone's recording their EP
And everyone's on a juice cleanse
Everyone is a DJ
Everyone is also a photographer
Everyone has a spec script
Everyone is about to do something huge
All these conversations are the same
All these fucking people are the same
Hey, everyone guess what nothing's real
Sha-la-la-la, la, la
The earth is doomed
Sha-la-la-la, la, la
At the end of the day
Time is man-made
And we're sharing a home on a dying rock
Dodging meteors and comets
It's a miracle we haven't been
Sucked into a black hole
In the infinite war zone
Of outer space
Sha-la-la-la, la
Everyone has a boyfriend
Everyone who is single is a nut job
Everyone has a brand
And everyone makes me sick when they speak
Everyone saw that movie
Everyone thought that movie was okay
Everyone has a weird hat
Everyone somehow works for Buzzfeed
Everyone is a moron
Everyone is a scumbag moron
All these conversations are the same
All these fucking people are the same
Hey, everyone, guess what, life's a simulation
Sha-la-la-la, la, la
Made of ones and zeroes
Sha-la-la-la, la, la
At the end of the day
Time is man-made
And we're sharing a home on a dying rock
Dodging meteors and comets
It's a miracle we haven't been
Sucked into a black hole
In the infinite war zone
Of outer space
Sha-la-la-la, la
For millions of years there was no here
Everything you do is crap
Move back home now
First there were dinosaurs now there's Chipotle
Everyone is famous on a micro lab fault
Congratulations shut up
Congratulations shut up
Hey, everyone, guess what
Your parents support you
'Cause they don't know what to do
They think that you're fragile
And they don't wanna hurt you
Your parents support you
'Cause they don't know what to do
They think that you're fragile
And they don't wanna hurt you
Your parents support you
'Cause they don't know what to do
They think that you're fragile
And they don't wanna hurt you
Your parents support you
'Cause they don't know what to do
They think that you're fragile
And they don't wanna hurt you
Your parents support you
'Cause they don't know what to do
They think that you're fragile
And they don't wanna hurt you
Your parents support you
'Cause they don't know what to do
They think that you're fragile
And they don't wanna hurt you
Your parents support you
'Cause they don't know what to do
They think that you're fragile
And they don't want to hurt you
Your parents support you
'Cause they don't know what to do
They think that you're fragile
And they don't wanna hurt you

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