This Childhood Story From Dale Jr. Made Us Laugh So Hard Our Sides Hurt

Dale & Amy Earnhardt are back in the studio this week for another episode of Bless Your 'Hardt! The two recap their 4th of July weekend in South Carolina, where they discuss the current state of their golf cart, the annual Independence Day parade, and how Dale gets the vacation blues when leaving to work the NASCAR race in Chicago. But first, Amy has a story about Isla and her "crush" at the pool.

After that, we play a new game called "Poetry For Neanderthals" - a game where you must only use one-syllable words to describe the key word you are trying to get your partner to guess. This leads to one of the funniest stories we've heard yet from our very own Dale Earnhardt Jr. - the curious case of a hamster's broken heart.

Last but not least, Ask Amy is full of fun questions this week, including:
Where is the next vacation destination they would like to take the girls?
Have they fallen for social media propaganda traps? (The answer is "yes, yes, they have.")
Advice for going on a third date and how to make sure you don't get a fourth...
Who said "I love you" first?
The hypothetical battle we all need to know the winner of: Bluey vs. Paw Patrol
How late is TOO late after July 4th to set off fireworks?

This episode is full of laughs, and we can't wait for you to join in on the fun with us.

Chapters:
00:00 Introduction and Drink of the Week
05:45 The Golf Cart Parade Experience
08:45 Vacation Blues and Departure
11:44 Golf Cart Maintenance and Adventures
17:38 The Newest Buster Book
23:34 Game Time: Poetry for Neanderthals
32:08 The Game of Words: Fun and Frustration
36:42 Nostalgic Tales of Hamsters and Childhood
38:48 Merch Madness: A Competitive Spirit
39:24 Vacation Plans: Family Adventures Await
42:39 Dating Dilemmas: Navigating the Third Date
46:39 Love Confessions: Who Said It First?
48:57 Cartoon Showdown: Bluey vs. Paw Patrol
50:40 Fireworks and Fun: Celebrating the Fourth of July

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