Upholstery and Anarchy

Video Title: Upholstery & Anarchy (The Couch Griefer Diss) | Solar Circus Vol. 2
"They promised a revolution... they delivered a hole in the sofa." 🛋️🤡📉

Imagine calling yourself an anarchist while your greatest achievement is stabbing a piece of furniture. Upholstery & Anarchy is the 92 BPM comedy-diss track dedicated to the "Turds" who thought they were tearing down the kingdom by targeting the upholstery. While the High-Voltage Crew was out here cutting timber and harvesting the sun, these grubs were having a domestic dispute with a couch.

This track exposes the "Christmas Anarchy" for what it really was: a temper tantrum in the pipes. It’s a gritty, hilarious look at the difference between a real Dragon and a "Sewer Rat" with a kitchen knife. The revolution wasn't televised—it was just embarrassing.

Vibe: Sarcastic, Wonky Circus Beats, Disrespectful G-Funk.

The Incident: The infamous "Couch Stab" of the Christmas Anarchy.

The Verdict: You aren't an anarchist; you're just bad at decorating.

Whoop Whoop to the survivor... the couch! 🛋️🪠😂